Jokes

A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punch line that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. The word joke can also be used as a slang term for a person or thing which is not taken seriously by others in general. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).

Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat".

A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth.

<p>A father walks by this son's bedroom and stops.He heard him say, " God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grandma.Good Bye Grandpa."The father did not know what the boy meant but he was glad his son was

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What did the Vampire say after he drank the blood?   Fangs a lot!

One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious. “Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come everyone calls you by your first name and your middle name

Two men debate whether Hawaii is pronounced "HaVaii" or "HaWaii."They ask a passerby, who answers "Havaii.""Thank you," says the satisfied first man."You're velcome," replies the passerby.

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